Well, here it is. The post that started the whole thing. Someday, web historians will find this entry in some dusty backup media and promptly sell it on iBay (ask Steve Jobs III why he went and changed the name - how should Eye know??)
... and then someone will wonder aloud "Where's the beef?" which will cause his pod-leader to clout him about the head and chest in an obviously needy show of authority, if you ask me.